You Might Be A Gamer If...

Last night a bunch of us on Twitter tried(and are still trying) to get the trend #youmightbeagamerif to become top trend.  A lot of them were pretty clever.  So I thought I'd share some of my favorites.

You might be a gamer if...

-you start trying to curb stomp people to get loot out of them
-the only parties you get invited to are on XBL!
-The Idea of paying over $200 to see your favorite band is absurd.  But that $250 collectors edition game is a great deal.
-you call coca cola, nuka cola
-you show up at midnight launches even though you preordered the game
-necromorphs are spawning from the dirty dishes in your sink
-your ringtones are all game soundtracks.
-you have played the same level 30 times in a row, so you can get that all important platinum trophy
-all your facebook status updates are your trophy/achievements acquired that day.
-you make alternate accounts based in other countries to get regional exclusives etc.
-you will stand in line for hours for a release but can't run down the street without having to catch your breath
-your first instinct is to melee when someone scares you.
-your k/d ratio is your rebuttal when someone is bragging about their car or income.
-you have a collection of snack wrappers in a perfect circle around you.
-you find yourself saying "ok this is my last map" for three + hours
-you buy the dlc to games you can't stand just because you HAVE to.
-you say "AutoBots Role Out" while your at the mall with your friends.
-you blame all your problems on lag.
-you refer to your friends by their gamer tag even though you know their real name.
-you have ever gone into withdrawal after not having played games/a game in days.
-you try to mute people who are annoying you in real life
-you keep a yellow gumball in your pocket in case of ghost emergencies.
-you know the conversion from microsoft points into dollars.
-someone offers you cake & you have an overwhelming need to say "the cake is a lie."
-your bargaining chips are "but I'm really close to the save point."
-you reference your mad Tetris skills when packing.
-when accomplishing something you say "bleep bloop" and pretend an "achievement earned" popped up.
-noob, pawn'd, K/D ratio, and owned, are everyday common words to you.
-when someone points out that you're wearing the same clothes yesterday you take that as a point of pride!
-when you walk into work instead of co-workers asking what you did last night, they ask you what game did you play.
-you know who LEROY JENKINS is!
-you revolve your sleep schedule around WOW raids.
-you wish at times you could throw a banana out the window to make the car behind you spin out.
-spending 40 hours in WOW sounds like a weekend come true.
-you might be a gamer if you still have 3 unopened games on your shelves cause you haven't beaten the last 5 you bought.
-the term teabagging makes you think of Call of Duty
-instead of oil companies being the evil corporations, in your opinion it's Activision.

If you got some good ones feel free to share!  Also you should follow these awesome peeps on twitter who helped contribute and start this trend!

@FxyMxy - Rachael Kirtley
@SuckMySpork - Jessy Lynn
@Leveluptime - Steve Papoutsis
And of course you should be following me...
@miniSCHOF